Wednesday, October 06, 2010
Hey ya'll! Been in Seattle for a while, had to catch X-Japan play one of their only shows in North America. Once in a lifetime opportunity. I'll have videos up. What I'm posting tonight is the 1st part of 6 youtube videos featuring an entire performance of the musical Hot Gun by Wonderdiamond productions based here in Portland, Oregon. It ran for 9 weeks this summer and most recently last weekend for retirement. We put a lot of hard work into it and you might like it. It's a stage adaptation of the movie Top Gun but with the sexuality blown out of the water. There is live music, dancers, singing, and all sorts of goofy shit, dig. I play Goose opposite of Maverick. If you follow the youtube link and go to the users page, you can watch all of the shows in succession.
Friday, September 24, 2010
TONIGHT MATADOR SMASH EARDRUMS WITH THE MELVINS! LIVE!
HEROIN; Courtiers Of The Queen- Part 1/4
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATE WORLD.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO MUST START AT THE BOTTOM AND WORK WAY TO TOP.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS UNCOOPERATIVE AMERICAN FRITO LAY FOOD SNACK
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS DIFFICULT AMERICAN VENDING MACHINE WHICH STEALS MY HARD EARNED DOLLARS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS LOUSY AMERICAN COOK THAT MAKES GOOD CHOCOLATE. BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATES WORLD SO ALL MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
YOU ARE NEXT, READER OF BLOG.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO MUST START AT THE BOTTOM AND WORK WAY TO TOP.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS UNCOOPERATIVE AMERICAN FRITO LAY FOOD SNACK
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS DIFFICULT AMERICAN VENDING MACHINE WHICH STEALS MY HARD EARNED DOLLARS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS LOUSY AMERICAN COOK THAT MAKES GOOD CHOCOLATE. BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATES WORLD SO ALL MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
YOU ARE NEXT, READER OF BLOG.
MY FIRST MATCH ON AMERICAN SOIL OCCURED MOMENTS AGO AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I WON BY A LANDSLIDE WITH A FLURRY OF BODYSLAMS AND CHOKEHOLDS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VS UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE
SOMETIMES EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO LIKES TO DO VARIOUS WORK ON HIS PERSONAL COMPUTER, BUT HE HAS BEEN VERY ABUSIVE TOWARDS IT, DOWNLOADING SHIT HE NEEDS NOT, THOUSANDS OF MP3'S. INSTALLING GAMES, AND CLUTTERING HIS HARD DRIVES WITH CRAP AMONG SHIT. THE COMPUTER THINKS IT CAN GIVE HIM ATTITUDE, BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO DOES NOT TAKE ATTITUDE LIGHTLY, AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN HE WILL BODY SLAM ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE IF EVEN IT IS THE SMALLEST OF WILL, AND THE UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE IS NO EXCEPTION
MATADOR WANG MACHINO GAZES AT HIS OPPONENT WITH EYES OF FIRE:
AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE OPPONENT IN THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, RENDERING THE OPPOSITION HOPELESS AND IN PAIN!
EXTREME PAIN GRAVITONGAN HEADBUTT!!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO ALWAYS TAKES THE LEAD, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ONLY TAKING RD RAMBUS YOU PUTRID EXCUSE OF A COMPUTER!!"
SECOND COMING OF JESUS SUPERSMASH!!!
FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO'S FIRST MATCH, TUNE IN!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VS UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE
SOMETIMES EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO LIKES TO DO VARIOUS WORK ON HIS PERSONAL COMPUTER, BUT HE HAS BEEN VERY ABUSIVE TOWARDS IT, DOWNLOADING SHIT HE NEEDS NOT, THOUSANDS OF MP3'S. INSTALLING GAMES, AND CLUTTERING HIS HARD DRIVES WITH CRAP AMONG SHIT. THE COMPUTER THINKS IT CAN GIVE HIM ATTITUDE, BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO DOES NOT TAKE ATTITUDE LIGHTLY, AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN HE WILL BODY SLAM ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE IF EVEN IT IS THE SMALLEST OF WILL, AND THE UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE IS NO EXCEPTION
MATADOR WANG MACHINO GAZES AT HIS OPPONENT WITH EYES OF FIRE:
AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE OPPONENT IN THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, RENDERING THE OPPOSITION HOPELESS AND IN PAIN!
EXTREME PAIN GRAVITONGAN HEADBUTT!!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO ALWAYS TAKES THE LEAD, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ONLY TAKING RD RAMBUS YOU PUTRID EXCUSE OF A COMPUTER!!"
SECOND COMING OF JESUS SUPERSMASH!!!
FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO'S FIRST MATCH, TUNE IN!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
YOU SHOULD HOLD THIS EVENT WITH EQUAL OR GREATER IMPORTANCE AS THE 2ND COMING OF JESUS, FOR IT IS THE FIRST COMING OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO. FOR MANY YEARS, BRETHREN, I HAVE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THE MIND OF A MILD MANNERED MUSICIAN HAILING FROM THE NORTHERN TUNDRAS, FREEZING IN A DESOLATE PILE OF MY OWN SHIT, HOPING THAT ONE DAY, MY CREATOR WOULD UNLEASH ME UPON HIS WORLD. HE FINALLY OPENED THE GATE, THUS REPLACING HIS BODY WITH MY BODY, HIS MIND WITH MY MIND, AND MOST IMPORTANT, HIS BODY SLAMMING SKILLS WITH MY BODY SLAMMING SKILLS. I WILL SLAM THE COMPETITION. I COME TO YOUR WORLD WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF MY PURPOSE, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...
I WILL SLAM THE COMPETITION!!!!
TALLY HO!
TOMMOROW. ONE SHALL LEARN MY HABITAT.
CAN YOU COMPARE?
--EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO
I WILL SLAM THE COMPETITION!!!!
TALLY HO!
TOMMOROW. ONE SHALL LEARN MY HABITAT.
CAN YOU COMPARE?
--EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO
