SLAMMING THE COMPETITION

YOU SHOULD HOLD THIS EVENT WITH EQUAL OR GREATER IMPORTANCE AS THE 2ND COMING OF JESUS, FOR IT IS THE FIRST COMING OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO. FOR MANY YEARS, BRETHREN, I HAVE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THE MIND OF A MILD MANNERED MUSICIAN HAILING FROM THE NORTHERN TUNDRAS, FREEZING IN A DESOLATE PILE OF MY OWN SHIT, HOPING THAT ONE DAY, MY CREATOR WOULD UNLEASH ME UPON HIS WORLD. HE FINALLY OPENED THE GATE, THUS REPLACING HIS BODY WITH MY BODY, HIS MIND WITH MY MIND, AND MOST IMPORTANT, HIS BODY SLAMMING SKILLS WITH MY BODY SLAMMING SKILLS. I WILL SLAM THE COMPETITION. I COME TO YOUR WORLD WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF MY PURPOSE, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...

I WILL SLAM THE COMPETITION!!!!

TALLY HO!



TOMMOROW. ONE SHALL LEARN MY HABITAT.

CAN YOU COMPARE?

--EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO