Wednesday, November 02, 2005
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATE WORLD.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO MUST START AT THE BOTTOM AND WORK WAY TO TOP.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS UNCOOPERATIVE AMERICAN FRITO LAY FOOD SNACK
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS DIFFICULT AMERICAN VENDING MACHINE WHICH STEALS MY HARD EARNED DOLLARS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS LOUSY AMERICAN COOK THAT MAKES GOOD CHOCOLATE. BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATES WORLD SO ALL MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
YOU ARE NEXT, READER OF BLOG.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO MUST START AT THE BOTTOM AND WORK WAY TO TOP.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS UNCOOPERATIVE AMERICAN FRITO LAY FOOD SNACK
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS DIFFICULT AMERICAN VENDING MACHINE WHICH STEALS MY HARD EARNED DOLLARS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VERSUS LOUSY AMERICAN COOK THAT MAKES GOOD CHOCOLATE. BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO HATES WORLD SO ALL MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!
YOU ARE NEXT, READER OF BLOG.
MY FIRST MATCH ON AMERICAN SOIL OCCURED MOMENTS AGO AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I WON BY A LANDSLIDE WITH A FLURRY OF BODYSLAMS AND CHOKEHOLDS.
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VS UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE
SOMETIMES EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO LIKES TO DO VARIOUS WORK ON HIS PERSONAL COMPUTER, BUT HE HAS BEEN VERY ABUSIVE TOWARDS IT, DOWNLOADING SHIT HE NEEDS NOT, THOUSANDS OF MP3'S. INSTALLING GAMES, AND CLUTTERING HIS HARD DRIVES WITH CRAP AMONG SHIT. THE COMPUTER THINKS IT CAN GIVE HIM ATTITUDE, BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO DOES NOT TAKE ATTITUDE LIGHTLY, AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN HE WILL BODY SLAM ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE IF EVEN IT IS THE SMALLEST OF WILL, AND THE UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE IS NO EXCEPTION
MATADOR WANG MACHINO GAZES AT HIS OPPONENT WITH EYES OF FIRE:
AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE OPPONENT IN THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, RENDERING THE OPPOSITION HOPELESS AND IN PAIN!
EXTREME PAIN GRAVITONGAN HEADBUTT!!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO ALWAYS TAKES THE LEAD, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ONLY TAKING RD RAMBUS YOU PUTRID EXCUSE OF A COMPUTER!!"
SECOND COMING OF JESUS SUPERSMASH!!!
FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO'S FIRST MATCH, TUNE IN!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO VS UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE
SOMETIMES EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO LIKES TO DO VARIOUS WORK ON HIS PERSONAL COMPUTER, BUT HE HAS BEEN VERY ABUSIVE TOWARDS IT, DOWNLOADING SHIT HE NEEDS NOT, THOUSANDS OF MP3'S. INSTALLING GAMES, AND CLUTTERING HIS HARD DRIVES WITH CRAP AMONG SHIT. THE COMPUTER THINKS IT CAN GIVE HIM ATTITUDE, BUT EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO DOES NOT TAKE ATTITUDE LIGHTLY, AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN HE WILL BODY SLAM ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE IF EVEN IT IS THE SMALLEST OF WILL, AND THE UNCOOPERATIVE FAULTY OBSOLETE COMPUTER HARDWARE IS NO EXCEPTION
MATADOR WANG MACHINO GAZES AT HIS OPPONENT WITH EYES OF FIRE:
AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE OPPONENT IN THE HEAD WITH A HEADBUTT, RENDERING THE OPPOSITION HOPELESS AND IN PAIN!
EXTREME PAIN GRAVITONGAN HEADBUTT!!
EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO ALWAYS TAKES THE LEAD, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ONLY TAKING RD RAMBUS YOU PUTRID EXCUSE OF A COMPUTER!!"
SECOND COMING OF JESUS SUPERSMASH!!!
FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF EL MATADOR WANG MACHINO'S FIRST MATCH, TUNE IN!
